I gotta say this is a possibility that hadn't ever occurred to me before and it hit me with the force of a teenage girl who was racing her dad's truck home trying not to miss the season premier of pretty little liars (If that's not specific enough for you I apologize). Apparently famous people's last names are accurate reflections of the characteristics of our society . The more famous people we loose with particularly essential last names the farther we fall into a pit of utter joylessness and possibly death. Needless to say my universe was shattered. So, as you might expect, I'd like to take same time and profess my undieing love and appreciation for bacon. There's no telling just how much longer it'll be around to comfort us. Almost all of my happiest memories involve eating bacon. It brings families together and makes any other kind of food worth eating, edible or otherwise. We can't convince ourselves that Kevin will be around forever. Eventually we will live in a baconless world so we need to take advantage of it while it lasts. It is easy to take things for granted instead of realizing just how lucky we truly are. Finding something to live for won't be so simple when all the world has to offer are Bushes, Pits, Cages and Gagas (whatever that means).
Who's this guy?
- Jace Ewing
- Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
- It's the story about the steriotypical struggle of a slightly dense yet dashing, young college student and the day by day trials that come with being a slightly dense yet dashing college student. Full of excitment, drama, and a hobo named Ernie. Each day new surprises that only such a tale can bring, tune in for new updates every week, or month....or whenever. So why am I now entering the wonderful world of blogging? I don't really have much to say. Im not overly opinionated, political minded or preachy. I'm just a big advocate for journal writing and keeping good memories in a place you can find them. Unfortunatly I'm also very lazy so I need to do it in a way that keeps my attention. I figure that telling my thoughts and experiences to the world every once in a while might just do the trick. That's all you need to know so don't expect too much from me, just enough.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
The Truth Hurts
I woke up this morning feeling pretty good about life. I was up on time, refreshed and without a magic marker mustache on my face. I ate a good breakfast, got online and then I saw this-
I gotta say this is a possibility that hadn't ever occurred to me before and it hit me with the force of a teenage girl who was racing her dad's truck home trying not to miss the season premier of pretty little liars (If that's not specific enough for you I apologize). Apparently famous people's last names are accurate reflections of the characteristics of our society . The more famous people we loose with particularly essential last names the farther we fall into a pit of utter joylessness and possibly death. Needless to say my universe was shattered. So, as you might expect, I'd like to take same time and profess my undieing love and appreciation for bacon. There's no telling just how much longer it'll be around to comfort us. Almost all of my happiest memories involve eating bacon. It brings families together and makes any other kind of food worth eating, edible or otherwise. We can't convince ourselves that Kevin will be around forever. Eventually we will live in a baconless world so we need to take advantage of it while it lasts. It is easy to take things for granted instead of realizing just how lucky we truly are. Finding something to live for won't be so simple when all the world has to offer are Bushes, Pits, Cages and Gagas (whatever that means).
I gotta say this is a possibility that hadn't ever occurred to me before and it hit me with the force of a teenage girl who was racing her dad's truck home trying not to miss the season premier of pretty little liars (If that's not specific enough for you I apologize). Apparently famous people's last names are accurate reflections of the characteristics of our society . The more famous people we loose with particularly essential last names the farther we fall into a pit of utter joylessness and possibly death. Needless to say my universe was shattered. So, as you might expect, I'd like to take same time and profess my undieing love and appreciation for bacon. There's no telling just how much longer it'll be around to comfort us. Almost all of my happiest memories involve eating bacon. It brings families together and makes any other kind of food worth eating, edible or otherwise. We can't convince ourselves that Kevin will be around forever. Eventually we will live in a baconless world so we need to take advantage of it while it lasts. It is easy to take things for granted instead of realizing just how lucky we truly are. Finding something to live for won't be so simple when all the world has to offer are Bushes, Pits, Cages and Gagas (whatever that means).
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haha brilliant! i think this is THE only thing that could convince me to truly cherish bacon. so good job, i've been inspired.
ReplyDelete-Stevie
p.s. my greatest fear is now the day foxes become extinct. I may just die right then and there.