I'm not sure this could qualify as "good conversation" installment number 4 mostly because I did almost all the talking. The context is simple. One tragically bored young man hoping for something to eat up ten minutes of his day. One curious, insomniac cousin seeking updates in the life of Bord Yongman. An innocent question posed by Said Cuzzin referring to a recent post on Bord Yongman's facebook wall and an unacceptably short chat that led Bord Yongman to kill time to Said Cuzzin's dismay. How will it end? I fear it's too predictable an ending to make into a mini series but a blog will do (for clarification I am Bord Yongman in this case).
Reminds me of a time when a girl that I regularly texted messaged me over the internet to let me know she had left her phone at her apartment in hopes that I wouldn't think she was ignoring my expected attempts at getting in contact with her. She then proposed we communicate via alternate means. Instead I sent her a long series of texts where I participated in a one sided conversation about a variety of things. Very nice and considerate on her part, not so much on mine... I'm beginning to understand why the relationship was short lived. -Anywho-
After asking some questions before I realized he had already left the chat I decided why stop there.
Needless to say I killed my ten minutes.
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Jace Ewing
I wonder if the tech guy did it on purpose or not
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Alex Ewing
school being almost done and that I work at a call center
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is it hourly or commission?
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What are the calls about?
Do you need experience or even a resume?
Is there free food there?
How do you feel about clean coal?
What else should I be asking?
Will you be working there for a while?
If I'm desperate will you be able to get me a job there?
Are your coworkers morons?
If I grow a mustache will the strange girls leave me alone?
Will I have internet access?
Is it business professional dress attire?
Is it within walking distance?
Do they play stupid music on the radio?
Are they open to office shenanigans?
Do the supervisors exercise unrighteous dominion?
Are we supervised at all?
Has anyone ever been murdered while working there?
Is there a video game lounge?
Is there an AC? (air conditioning, not antichrist in case you were wondering)
Is it a welcoming place or are they discriminatory?
If so what do they discriminate against?
I didn't offend you did I?
Am I getting off subject?
Should I have asked that earlier?
Are you going to be at Ethan's wedding?
Can I borrow some money for a bad business transaction?
Nobodies been coming around asking for me have they?
Is it alright that I used your address to get them off my trail?
What are your thoughts on the new tomb raider game?
Any good plans for the weekend?
How do you feel about the 'Harlem shake' craze?
Is it bad that I enjoy it as much as I do?
If I was part of one would you lose all respect for me?
What internet meme would be the best to get involved in?
Are any worth getting involved in?
Do you find me too inquisitive?
Is it true that there are no stupid questions?
Are you on a some-what normal sleeping schedule?
Do you still drink that 'perro' stuff?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why did Chris Farley have to die?
What should I do to celebrate my birthday when I get up there?
Should I keep to the Big Jud's pound challenge tradition?
Is that an impressive feat?
or does it just make me look like a pig?
I have a client, can we discuss this later?
I hoped he would answer the questions and message me back but apparently he would rather discuss it over the phone. I suppose I owe him that courtesy since he gave me something to do, regardless of whether he was present for it or not.
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