As I sat down to write I was reminded once again that when you spend an entire week doing nothing eventful then nothing eventful happens. It is because of my lack of achievement that I have nothing of consequence to say or report so lets see if I have anything that isn't of consequence. Only one good thing can come from sleeping in other than being able to eat breakfast at one in the afternoon which is it is easier to remember my dreams. Usually when my wretched alarm violently rips me out of a deep sleep with the most unpleasant sound in the world my mind is to shaken to hold onto the dream and it is lost. Yesterday I was able to recall my dream and this is what happened:
After trying to enjoy a meal in a quaint, busy cafe with some intolerable company we were informed of an emanate zombie attack. Most scattered but some of us went down to the basement to set up defenses. Unfortunately the building we had to defend was weak sauce. All I had was a pocket knife and there wasn't much material to use for barricades. The funny thing was we never saw one zombie throughout the entire dream, The only thing exciting that happened was when we got attacked by marauders trying to steal our stuff and take over our barracks. This frustrated us to no end and I woke up angry. As I am weird I needed to find a moral in my endeavor.
The moral of the dream is you never know what the true threat will be, sometimes the people are worse than the zombies so be ever vigilant. We can't afford to be weakened by the unexpected.
The moral of the Blog is if your zombie dreams are the only place you can find meaning during the week maybe you should change out of your pajamas and reevaluate how you spend your time.
To make up for my laziness here are some random oddities I made for you guys. Stay excellent.
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