As it is Hallmark day I thought it fitting to post something. I thought this story would be appropriate as it is based on a fairy tale love story we all know. It’s a story that has existed for ages and has been told in many different ways. To tell it a little differently we set the stage in the small town of Bar Nunn just outside of Casper Wyoming. Ella, a sheltered 18 year old girl is finishing her long list of tedious chores before going to bed. She didn't know much outside of this tiny community as she was home schooled and worked maintaining her step mother's pawnshop. Every day she is presented with numberless jobs to occupy her time by her paranoid step mother. After losing Ella's father her stepmother became ridiculously overprotective in the worst way. Ella did have two step sisters but their being socially awkward and homely did not seem overly threatening to their mother's sanity and were therefore allowed to attend public school. Ella however was a pretty girl and her ditsy, clueless attitude attracted far too much male attention. Her mother feared the drama she could potentially create and for this she was confined to her stepmother’s side.
At the party Charles was sadly disappointed at the lack of hotties
and pouted until he spotted a new face enter the scene. With teenage
hormones raging he and Ella were instantly smitten with one another
and danced for hours. Upon her realization of how close it was to curfew she
quickly left the party fearing she would be caught by her paranoid step mother
and in her rush forgot to get her true love's information and even lost one of
her shoes.
The next morning Charles awoke to realize his blunder. His true love
was gone and only her shoe remained. This would not have been too much of a
problem but considering his drunken state he could not remember what she looked
like and had no way to contact her. After a few hours of sulking he had an idea
inspired by his odd foot fetish. He would take the shoe into town with his
friend and find the person in possession of the other, matching shoe. Persistently they searched, stopping only at taco bell and then continuing on their quest. It
took until dusk before he stumbled into the pawnshop and upon spotting Ella
with the other shoe professed his undying love. Despite her
stepmother's colorful protests she hopped into his car and drove off into the
sunset with nothing to stop them but an ill timed cop car and DUI.
THE END
Nice. This is probably the best modern adaptation I have ever read! Hahaha! Good work. Keep it coming.
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