-WHAT?! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Go back and study, its finals week you turd! You don't have any time to fuff around!
-Ya I know but I need a break. Reading all this raw knowledge is going in and without being properly processed into something my brain can digest is thrashing my mind like shrapnel. My brain just rolled on it's back and died whilst inside my skull. My better judgment just doesn't understand which makes his name very misleading. He should be called "judgment that at times can be good but sometimes inspires well intentioned self destruction". At least I'm doing something more constructive than videogames. You would think it would be satisfied with that. And since when does my conscience use words like 'fuff'?
Soooo new things to report...well it is indeed finals week which is a lovely distraction from the traditional and painful wait for Christmas to roll around. If there is anything good about the overwhelming horror of trying to keep up with the end of the semester it is this. I forget about Christmas. It removes itself from my mind and then magically presents itself upon my arrival home. My 7 year old self would be very jealous of me if he knew I didn't have to wait so long for it to come like he did. Poor lad.
I do miss out on some of the usual Christmas traditions by not being home
though which is unfortunate. Delivering cookies isn't something that sounds
very appealing to some but when your family makes it into a game of dingdong
ditching neighbors then it becomes a memorable experience. Especially when some
of the people you DDD make a violent effort to chase you down and you escape.
With the van and disguises you would think that we were robbing a bank instead
of spreading joy and diabetes. Turning something innocent and charitable into
something devious and scoundrel-esque has to be one of my favorite things in
the entire world. That makes it an unusually enjoyable experience for everyone--
Except maybe for the senile old man who after struggling to get to the door for
a lengthy amount of time is horrified to discover that his visitor has
curiously turned into a plate of holiday cookies. That would be
most unfortunate. But to the rest of you have a very merry Christmas.

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